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Geek Girl Pick Up Lines Vol. 1
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Article by: Chrisscreama Geek Girl Chrisscreama took the time to write a few helpful pick up lines for all you guys on your quest to find the geeky goddess of your dreams :D |
"Are you a Tetris piece? Because I think I can slide right in.""I'll let your Hellmouth devour me!"
"Hey can I have a ride in your Tardis?"
"Hey can I see your Chamber of Secrets? I'll show you my basilisk."
"I'm a gnome, may I hide in your garden?"
"Wanna feel my arcane blast?"
"Hey can you swallow like a Tarrasque?"
"Hey wanna see my Cthulhu? I promise it'll drive you insane."
"You must have a high charisma modifier because you are a sorceress in my eyes!"
"Are you a priest? Because when I'm around you I feel rezzed! Care to Buff me?"
"Portals are orange, portals are blue, cake is sweet, but not as sweet as you!"
"Are you the Fifth Element?, because to me you're the perfect being!" "If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a shiny because you're rare."
"I'd get lost in your labyrinth any day babe."
"I am not Edward Cullen."
"Hey babe, want me to show you my Captain's log?"
*Waves hand like Obi-Wan* "I am the man your looking for!"
"Hey, wanna be my Facehugger?"
"Good thing I am not a zombie, or I'd lose my jaw over you!"
"On a scale of 1-10, I rate you 42 as you are my everything!"
Photographer : Shannyn Higgins
Disclaimer: GeekxGirls.com is not responsible for any slaps, drink splashes, flying controllers, phasering or any other harm from offended geek girls!
- XOX Chrisscreama